'With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there's no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies'.
Keeping this in mind I've ascertained that I'm not fat!.....Just enormously Cultured, Informed, and Educated!
From this moment on, when I look in the mirror, I will think:
Good lord!!! Look how smart I am!
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